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Bill Doty - Egomaniac

  • How To Do The Moon Walk
    There is a right and wrong time to do the moon walk. Please use the image below for help.
    - 10 days ago, 10 May 12, 7:19pm -
  • Supporting Role, I nailed it!
    I'm producing a Greenhouse Assembly video for the company I work for. As I always do, I put myself in the video. I played "Tall guy helping install support beam."I think I nailed it.
    - 25 days ago, 25 Apr 12, 3:20pm -
  • Music Time
    I am getting ready to shoot a few new comedy music videos. They are actually songs I wrote years ago, I just needed the catalyst to get them started. I found it, my super awesome talented Matt. We're off and running. Updates to follow. My singing to…
    - 43 days ago, 7 Apr 12, 5:44pm -
  • Grimgarry Grim Ross - Another lost Fark TV episode
    Everyone once in a while I run into some old Fark TV episodes, last week I found about 10. Here's the first I've posted. It's one of my favorites. It was filmed by the very talented Jon Quinn. He will he huge someday.
    - 66 days ago, 15 Mar 12, 5:10pm -
  • A New Type Of Viagra?
    I found these on the kitchen counter today. I'm afraid to eat one... in case I need to call my physician in 4 hours, but at least I'd have fresh breath.
    - 78 days ago, 3 Mar 12, 6:15pm -
  • DIAGNOSIS: SEXY!
    Today I'm working on my epic screenplay "DIAGNOSIS: SEXY". A story about sexy doctors saving lives. Today I'm writing the scene where Dr. Brick Steele gets his chest hair stuck in a patient and they wonder if they can save them, I mean save his ch…
    - 88 days ago, 22 Feb 12, 6:57pm -
  • VW Star Wars Dogs Commercial
    Yay for the Superbowl, yay for the Superbowl commercials From the YouTube page "A canine chorus barks a familiar tune. Keep an eye out for our 2012 Game Day commercial—it will all make sense:
    - 20 Jan 12, 8:40pm -
  • 10 Things I Am Scared To Live Without
    Every day I take things for granted in my life. Occasionally they disappear and the overwhelming flash-flood of sadness fills my bones. But I move on... evolve... adapt. But what happens when the things are gone that are so soaked into my DNA which I…
    - 17 Jan 12, 7:22pm -
  • My 1986 To 2011 John Lennon Evolution
    2011 was a completely unscripted year. Major highs, shiny lows.DiscoveryRebirth of creativityIncredible new friendsStill loving the existing onesLearning how to make much better spaghettiFinally seeing myself 20 years older from a moment of my life.…
    - 31 Dec 11, 5:24pm -
  • Broken Newz Back From The Dead
    In 2001 I launched a website called Broken Newz. By 2004 it was my own mini juggernaut producing a steady income and over 2 million views a month. In 2008 I sold it. A few months later it was dead. Well, it's back. I have relaunched it and given it…
    - 30 Dec 11, 11:56pm -

ScrappleFace

  • Sarah Palin v. Katie Couric Redux; Romney Pwned by Paul Ryan
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwICrKR2_MwSCRIPT RIPPED FROM THE TELEPROMPTER OF SCOTT OTTSCOTT OTT: It’s Monday, April 2nd, 2012, and this is news.GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul’s campaign spending amounts to more than $30 per vote and nearly a h…
    - 48 days ago, 2 Apr 12, 7:59pm -
  • Man Can Fly, Will Govt. Let Him? Mitt Beats Rick, Jeb Goes Out on Limb
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nELaixpF7ASCRIPT RIPPED FROM SCOTT OTT’S TELEPROMPTER FOR TODAY’S ‘PJ NEWS BREAK’SCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, March 21st, 2012, and this is news.A Dutch engineer, Jarno Smeets, this week posted a video to YouTube w…
    - 60 days ago, 21 Mar 12, 7:34pm -
  • Romney Sweeps Islands, Obama Wind-Power Trip Fails
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFj9IwfF-YSCRIPT FOR TODAY’S PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTT, FRESHLY-RIPPED FROM HIS TELEPROMPTERSCOTT OTT: It’s Monday, March 19th, 2012, and this is news.——-Mitt Romney completed his sweep of U.S. territorial isla…
    - 62 days ago, 19 Mar 12, 8:16pm -
  • Obama Mocks GOP with Urban Legend, Biden Test Drives New Slogan
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1PjSgzIqZQTelePrompTer SCRIPT FOR TODAY’S EPISODE OF PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTTSCOTT OTT: It’s Friday, March 16, 2012, and this is news.——--President Obama mocked Republicans who resist government funding of so-…
    - 65 days ago, 16 Mar 12, 7:42pm -
  • Rick Wins South, Mitt Offshore; RNC Says Romney Like Chevy Volt
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=we4cpyNz7LoTelePrompTer SCRIPT FOR TODAY’S EPISODE OF PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTTSCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, March 13, 2012, and this is news.——Despite a huge campaign-spending advantage, and a comfortable lead in…
    - 67 days ago, 14 Mar 12, 7:51pm -
  • Obama Slams GOP ‘Bumper Sticker’ Energy Plans, Palin’s Remarks
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXq8l5ZqcwMSCRIPT FOR TODAY’S EPISODE OF PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTTSCOTT OTT: It’s Monday, March 12th, 2012, and this is news.——With gas prices at the pump shaping up to be a major campaign issue, President Obama…
    - 69 days ago, 12 Mar 12, 8:11pm -
  • Romney Supporters Gone Wild, Newt Gone Shopping, Kucinich Gone
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atq5qh4TxDQSCRIPT FOR TODAY’S PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTTSCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, March 7th, 2012, and this is news.Rick Santorum won yesterday in North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Tennessee; while Mitt Romney captu…
    - 74 days ago, 8 Mar 12, 1:18am -
  • Limbaugh Sponsors Rush for Exit. Obama Manhandles Women’s College
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsbAxiXCvM8SCRIPT FOR THIS EPISODE OF PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTTSCOTT OTT: It’s Monday, March 5th, 2012, and this is news.-- Russia reelects a former KGB spy to an unprecedented third presidential term amid cries of vot…
    - 76 days ago, 5 Mar 12, 10:38pm -
  • Obama Tough, No Bluff, on Iran; Economy Lags, Romney Hardest Hit?
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_IgX8NlWUSCRIPT FOR TODAY’S ‘PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTT‘SCOTT OTT: It’s Friday, March 3rd, 2012, and this is news.—--Iran’s Ayatollah Khameini wants a high turnout for this week’s parliamentary elections…
    - 79 days ago, 2 Mar 12, 9:57pm -
  • N. Korea Suspends Nuke Program for Food, Iran & Obama Next?
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqDUJltS6YSCRIPT FOR TODAY’S EPISODE OF PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTTSCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, February 29th, 2012, and this is news. North Korea has agreed to suspend its nuclear enrichment, and weapons testing progra…
    - 81 days ago, 29 Feb 12, 8:17pm -

The Daily Mash

The Onion

NewsThump

Spoof News

  • newOlympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities
    London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis. A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of...
    - 5 hours ago, 20 May 12, 6:05pm -
  • newNATO leaders decide to keep Chicago
    Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security…
    - 9 hours ago, 20 May 12, 2:16pm -
  • newWes Welker's Week that Was
    Wes Welker has had an up and down week to say the least.One day he signs a contract tender as the franchise player of the year. This means a larger paycheck than he was receiving, but less than he wanted.At first, Wes thought there was nothin...
    - 11 hours ago, 20 May 12, 12:08pm -
  • newHorse Wins Race
    The 137th Preakness Stakes was run today, and for the 137th consecutive time the race was won by a small man riding a horse. I'll Have Another kept alive its hopes for a triple crown, or rather, kept alive the triple crown hopes of the people around…
    - 20 hours ago, 20 May 12, 3:02am -
  • newSpoiler Alert: Autistic Boy Was Ordering Pizza
    New York, New York- A non-verbal autistic boy named Jake, whose random scribbling of numbers and letters sent his father on a two year televised journey, was actually just attempting to order pizza. Jake's father had no idea what his boy was tr..…
    - 21 hours ago, 20 May 12, 2:30am -
  • newTeen Burglar Gets An 'A' on Homework Left at Scene of Crime
    An 18 year old Miami Florida teenager, Donny Disaster, was given an 'A' on the homework he left at the scene of a burglary. The homework was left on a desk that had been ransacked and alleviated of a box of cherry pop tarts. Apparently, Donny Disas…
    - 22 hours ago, 20 May 12, 1:25am -
  • newSo Impressed With His First TSA Pat Down, Former Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, Goes Through It Twice
    88 year old former US Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, got a taste of his first TSA pat down. This occurred while going to Toronto to try to negotiate a ceasefire between the Miami Heat's shooting guard Dwayne Wade and his coach Erik Spoelstra.
    - 22 hours ago, 20 May 12, 1:17am -
  • newRe-Verified US-Canadian Border Makes the US a Little Warmer and Smaller
    What started out as a harmless, beer driven drunken dare, US President, Barack Obama, ended up losing, not only the US's half of the Great Lakes along with Lake Michigan, but, also, half of all the US states that border the country of Canada. This h…
    - 22 hours ago, 20 May 12, 1:10am -
  • newTribe Refuses to Take Back Mount Rushmore
    Sioux City, Iowa - The Bureau of Land Management, on behalf of the National Park Service, has once again failed to return Mount Rushmore to The Sioux nation from which it was originally obtained. The refusal by the tribe of Native Americans means tha…
    - 22 hours ago, 20 May 12, 12:46am -
  • Fox News Poll: 78 Percent Believe Obama is Not President
    NEW YORK, NY - In a new Fox News poll, 78 percent of respondents think that Barack Obama is not the President of the United States.64% believe in tooth-fairies, 56% believe in Santa Clause and 63% believe in the Easter Bunny.Nearly 8 in 10 Fo...
    - 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 9:15pm -

The Satirical Political Report

Apoliticus

  • PREDICTED: Kevin Black Will Win The GOP Nomination…
    Because the alternatives aren’t looking any better:Kevin Black-Don’t Tread On Me – watch more funny videos
    - 7 Oct 11, 1:39pm -
  • House to Downsize Solar System
    WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations Subcommittee on NASA Oversight, in another effort to reduce the NASA budget, passed a resolution today to downsize the solar system. According to an unnamed congressional staffer, House Republicans felt the…
    - 5 Oct 11, 1:41pm -
  • Republicans Form Committee to Explore Possible Anti-Elena Kagan Talking Points
    Washington, D.C.  – From the moment President Obama announced his pick for the soon-to-be vacant seat on the Supreme Court, both house and senate republicans convened behind closed doors to evaluate their collective position, or rather opposition,…
    - 14 May 10, 2:00am -

Andy Borowitz

  • 15 Most Hilarious Author Quotes
    While editing my new book, The 50 Funniest American Writers: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to the Onion, I made a discovery: "If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writ…
    - 25 Oct 11, 6:20pm -
  • WikiLeaks Reveals Details of Mubarak's Severance Package
    According to the documents made available by WikiLeaks, upon leaving office Mr. Mubarak will receive $40 billion but will not be allowed to serve as dictator of another country for six months.
    - 5 Feb 11, 7:47pm -
  • Obama Says He Will Resend Message to Mubarak, This Time in All Caps
    In the days since it became clear that Mr. Mubarak did not receive the White House's initial message, Mr. Obama has been huddling with advisers to discuss a range of more drastic options, including changing the message's font altogether.
    - 3 Feb 11, 5:47pm -
  • World Cannot Believe Mubarak Hasn't Fucking Left Yet
    Even President Barack Obama, renowned for his careful choice of words, seems to be losing patience with Mr. Mubarak: "I never thought I'd say this about someone, but Hosni Mubarak is an even bigger jacka** than Kanye."
    - 1 Feb 11, 2:15pm -
  • Michele Bachmann Proposes "Don't Add, Don't Spell"
    Rep. Bachmann called the proposal "a reflection of core Tea Party values" and said it would "deliver the American people from the tyranny of arithmetic, spelling, and punctuation.
    - 26 Jan 11, 7:40pm -
  • Without Oprah and Facebook, USA Worth 40 Dollars
    In an acknowledgment of the country's ballooning budget deficit, President Obama announced that tonight would be the first ever Tostitosâ„¢ State of the Union Address.
    - 25 Jan 11, 2:14pm -
  • Republicans Rehearsing Grouchy Facial Expressions for State of the Union
    For seven grueling days, GOP congressmen have been behind closed doors, refining their best winces, grimaces, and other sourpuss mannerisms under the tutelage of Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio).
    - 24 Jan 11, 1:51pm -
  • Hu Presents Obama with Counterfeit DVD of Toy Story 3
    The Chinese president ended a speech today on an upbeat note about the relationship between the two countries: "In conclusion, America owes me the first month's rent and the security deposit."
    - 19 Jan 11, 2:58pm -
  • In New Era of Civility, GOP Says Obama Born 'Near America'
    A new GOP memo says that the Party will now have "zero tolerance" for Republicans who say that Mr. Obama "pals around with terrorists," instructing members to say instead, "Obama friends terrorists on Facebook."
    - 18 Jan 11, 3:12pm -
  • To Mark 'I Have a Dream' Speech, Fox Will Air Opposing View
    "For years, 'I Have a Dream' has been synonymous with the legacy of Martin Luther King," said the official Fox statement. "We can think of no better way to honor that legacy than by offering a strongly-worded rebuttal."
    - 16 Jan 11, 7:04pm -

About.com Political Humor: Most Popular

NewsBiscuit

  • newDavid Beckham ‘bigger than Facebook’ in soaraway stock market debut
    Facebook’s recent much-trumpeted initial public offering was overshadowed today as shares in David Beckham, Inc. gained 23% on their first day of trading, valuing Beckham at over $200 billion.But while the Facebook IPO made many of its financial…
    - 15 mins ago, 20 May 12, 10:55pm -
  • newPolice shun new wind-up taser
    A spokesman for the Police Federation has called for the immediate withdrawal of the recently introduced Clockwork Taser. ‘Although this was clearly a well intentioned move,’ explained Alan Renwick on behalf of the Met’s 31,000 officers ‘in p…
    - 11 hours ago, 20 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • newGuardian in merger talks with Telegraph
    The Guardian newspaper, which now supports the Liberal Democrats, and the long standing Tory-supporting Telegraph Group have had preliminary talks on a possible merger, it has been revealed. Looking to be the progressive media outlet of choice for th…
    - 14 hours ago, 20 May 12, 9:00am -
  • Disabled man doesn’t want to be an inspiration
    Disabled slacker Dave Studley 32, has hit out at people who expect him to be an inspiration to others. Dave has been in a wheelchair since he was run over by a moped delivering him a pizza. ‘At first, after I got run down though I was getting lo…
    - 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 10:55pm -
  • Audi driver stripped of car for ‘wantonly courteous driving’
    ‘It’s all there in our handbook: ‘Eats, Shoots Off and Carves Up.’ Mr Bain knew the score when he signed the contract: if you can see the registration of the car in front you’re not close enough. If he loves other drivers so much he may as…
    - 2 days ago, 19 May 12, 11:00am -
  • Beckham reveals years of training to become England’s first-choice perfumier
    Former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to finally establish himself as England's undisputed first-choice perfumier.
    - 2 days ago, 19 May 12, 9:00am -
  • Olympic Torch relay stuck in slow traffic behind tourist caravan in Cornwall
    The Olympic Torch got off to a slow start on its tour of Britain after getting caught behind Brian and Cynthia Jennings on the A30 in West Cornwall.The Stourbridge based Jennings' Ford Mondeo and Avondale Access caravan were making their way back…
    - 2 days ago, 18 May 12, 10:55pm -
  • Queen now regrets agreeing to work the bank holiday
    A spokesman explained that when she agreed to the engagements back in February, it 'hadn't clicked' with ther that this was the 4-day weekend arranged in her honour. 'Given that she's worked here longer than most, Her Majesty feels she should get fir…
    - 2 days ago, 18 May 12, 2:00pm -

Political Humor Headlines

  • newPolitical Cartoons of the Week
    Check out our political cartoon gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons.New this week: cartoons on cartoons on Facebook's IPO, J.P. Morgan's trading losses, Bush's endorsement of Romney, and more.More Political Cartoon Collections…
    - 19 hours ago, 20 May 12, 3:56am -
  • Best Tina Fey Quotes Ever
    Happy birthday to Tina Fey, who turns 42 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best Tina Fey quotes of all time:"On Fox News, they address her as Governor Palin. Which is like calling me 'Dairy Queen employee.' I was once, but I quit.…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 3:18am -
  • Best Mitt Romney Cartoons
    See a collection of memorable political cartoons about presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney, from the beginning of his campaign to the present.Enter Gallery >Related:• Best Political Cartoons of 2012 (So Far)• Barack Obama Ca…
    - 5 days ago, 16 May 12, 3:35am -
  • Best Stephen Colbert Quotes Ever
    Happy birthday to Stephen Colbert, who turns 48 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best Stephen Colbert quotes of all time:"Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, the exact same way that fire extinguishers cau…
    - 7 days ago, 13 May 12, 8:10pm -
  • Political Cartoons of the Week
    Check out our political cartoon gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons.New this week: cartoons on President Obama's gay marriage endorsement, Mitt Romney's bullying, Schoolhouse Rock 2012, and more.More Political Cartoon Collecti…
    - 8 days ago, 13 May 12, 3:10am -
  • Funniest Gay Marriage Signs and Pictures
    In celebration of President Obama's endorsement of gay marriage, see our collection of clever protest signs, funny quotes, and political cartoons supporting marriage equality and gay rights.Enter Gallery >Related:• Gay Marriage Jokes• Be…
    - 11 days ago, 9 May 12, 3:01pm -
  • Funniest Political Quotes Ever
    A collection of some of our favorite political quips throughout history:"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." —Mark Twain"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak ou…
    - 12 days ago, 9 May 12, 2:34am -
  • Political Cartoons of the Week
    Check out our political cartoon gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons.New this week: cartoons on Obama's Bin Laden victory lap, the state of Romney's campaign, the end of the road for Newt, and more.More Political Cartoon Collect…
    - 15 days ago, 6 May 12, 12:48am -
  • Bin Laden Death Anniversary: Happy Mission Accomplished Day!
    Saluting the one-year anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death (and the 9th anniversary of Bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech).See more funny pictures and cartoons commemorating bin Laden's death.Enter Gallery >Related:• Funny Barack Obam…
    - 19 days ago, 1 May 12, 7:25pm -
  • Best Occupy Wall Street Signs
    As Occupy Wall Street protesters stage a series of May Day demonstrations around the country, here's a look back at some of the most clever and hilariously effective signs seen at Occupy protests so far.Read the Signs >More Occupy Wall Street…
    - 20 days ago, 1 May 12, 2:25am -

Political Cartoons

Romney the LiarRomney the Liar
Romney the Liar
Romney the Liar
- 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 4:04pm -
Mark Zuckerberg - CaricatureMark Zuckerberg - Caricature
Mark Zuckerberg - Caricature
Mark Zuckerberg - Caricature
- 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 5:01pm -
George Bush - CaricatureGeorge Bush - Caricature
George Bush - Caricature
George Bush - Caricature
- 4 days ago, 16 May 12, 6:48pm -
Jamie Dimon - CaricatureJamie Dimon - Caricature
Jamie Dimon - Caricature
Jamie Dimon - Caricature
- 6 days ago, 14 May 12, 6:06pm -
target the innocent - Across the Pond™target the innocent - Across the Pond™
target the innocent - Across the Pond™
target the innocent - Across the Pond™
- 7 days ago, 13 May 12, 6:16pm -
G20 2012 - CaricaturesG20 2012 - Caricatures
G20 2012 - Caricatures
G20 2012 - Caricatures
- 7 days ago, 13 May 12, 4:21pm -
Young RomneyYoung Romney
Young Romney
Young Romney
- 8 days ago, 13 May 12, 12:16am -
Barack Obama - CaricatureBarack Obama - Caricature
Barack Obama - Caricature
Barack Obama - Caricature
- 8 days ago, 13 May 12, 12:13am -
"ROMNEY 2012, BETTER THAN YOU!""ROMNEY 2012, BETTER THAN YOU!"
"ROMNEY 2012, BETTER THAN YOU!"
"ROMNEY 2012, BETTER THAN YOU!"
- 9 days ago, 11 May 12, 12:00pm -
François Hollande - CaricatureFrançois Hollande - Caricature
François Hollande - Caricature
François Hollande - Caricature
- 10 days ago, 11 May 12, 1:36am -
Mitt Romney - 2 Face LogoMitt Romney - 2 Face Logo
Mitt Romney - 2 Face Logo
Mitt Romney - 2 Face Logo
- 10 days ago, 10 May 12, 8:15pm -
Sunday Show Hosts - IllustrationSunday Show Hosts - Illustration
Sunday Show Hosts - Illustration
Sunday Show Hosts - Illustration
- 12 days ago, 8 May 12, 7:45pm -

The Daily Grind

TheSkunk.org

  • newKetchup Linked to Lower Risk of Death
    Researchers found that habitual ketchup users had a lower risk of death than their snobby, elitist counterparts. Subjects who went through four or five bottles per week lived the longest.
    - 24 hours ago, 19 May 12, 11:21pm -
  • Romney Campaign Hiring Liars
    According to its website, the Romney for President campaign is hiring staffers to create outlandish stories and preposterous allegations about President Obama, and then disseminate them through word-of-mouth and the blogosphere.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 10:27pm -
  • Romney Asks Nation to Decide What He Should Believe In
    Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney told supporters Monday that if elected president, he would have the whole country vote on what his opinions should be before he expresses them.
    - 11 days ago, 9 May 12, 1:30pm -
  • McCain Proposes New ‘Surge’ Strategy to Win War on Women
    Senator John McCain today proposed a strategy to send an additional 20,000 Christian extremists into American towns and villages, a plan that would beat back a growing feminist insurgency and enable the nation to be victorious in the GOP-led war agai…
    - 12 days ago, 8 May 12, 5:21pm -
  • Florida Passes ‘Kill the Negro’ Law
    TALLAHASSEE, FL – Republican Governor Rick Scott today signed legislation that would make it legal to use lethal force against black citizens if they appear threatening, frightening, or just "dark and ominous."
    - 17 days ago, 3 May 12, 10:48pm -
  • New Arizona Law Says Life Begins at Fantasy
    Arizona lawmakers voted to pass legislation that defines life as beginning the moment a person fantasizes about having sex.
    - 30 days ago, 20 Apr 12, 6:10pm -
  • Secret Service Foils Colombian Prostitution Price Gouging Scheme
    President Obama thanked the members of the Secret Service Wednesday for bringing an end to a Colombian prostitution price gouging scheme.
    - 31 days ago, 20 Apr 12, 5:51am -
  • Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate
    Mitt Romney surprised pundits on both sides of the aisle today when he announced his wallet will be joining the GOP ticket as his vice presidential running mate.
    - 32 days ago, 18 Apr 12, 9:55pm -
  • North Korea’s ‘Satellites at Bottom of Sea’ Program a Success
    North Korea successfully launched another multi-million dollar piece of electronic crap to the floor of the Atlantic Ocean Friday.
    - 36 days ago, 14 Apr 12, 7:29pm -
  • GOP Dead at 156
    The Republican Party was found dead in its apartment Thursday, the victim of apparent suicide.
    - 45 days ago, 5 Apr 12, 10:57pm -

The World's Voice of Reason

  • 'Todas Las Notas' Soap Update 1: Mitt Romney Look-A-Like Character Faces Urgent Brain Operation
    Episode 7,867: Mitt Romney's look-a-like, Dr Harvard Win, the chief surgeon at Comodidad del Hospital, has been told he needs a brain operation after a series of fainting spells of increasing severity and dangerousness (he was recently saved by Nurse…
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 2:55pm -
  • Mitt Romney Look-A-Like Stars In Spanish Language Soap 'Todas Las Notas'
    Spanish language soap Todas Las Notas (shortened from the original Todas Las Notas Correctas, Pero No Necesariamente en el Orden Correcto) began in 1965.Whilst Todas Las Notas is virtually unknown to English speaking viewers, it is translated into…
    - 4 days ago, 16 May 12, 6:48pm -
  • May 2012 - Funny Horoscopes
    AWARDSThe Rick Santorum For President, Gemini Horoscope, January 2012The Sarah Palin For President, Capricorn Horoscope, October 2011The Richard Nixon For President, Sagittarius Horoscope, February 1961French Cuisine Horoscope Of The Year, Po…
    - 21 days ago, 29 Apr 12, 11:16am -
  • And The Results Of Our Mel Gibson Latest Rant Sweepstake Are...
    Congratulations to our three winners of our Mel Gibson rant competition who all get a personalized "f*** y** m*****er" performed by a well known Mel Gibson impersonator and sent as a message to their phone.All three entrants correctly predicted the…
    - 31 days ago, 19 Apr 12, 2:40pm -
  • Launch Of New Reality Show: The Fungis
    Launch Of New Reality Show: The Fungis
    - 34 days ago, 17 Apr 12, 8:12am -
  • Two More Scary Things You Should Know About Mitt Romney
    theVoiceofReason.com has discovered two scary things about Mitt Romney by looking at a page on popular internet weblopedia wikipedia.The first fact is the strange way Mitt Romney signs his name:He includes the mystical symbol pi in autographs of…
    - 38 days ago, 12 Apr 12, 7:16pm -
  • April 2012 - Funny Horoscopes
    AWARDSThe Come Up And See Me Sometime Mae West Style Horoscope Advice Of The Month, April 2011The World's First Hazmat Suit Approved Funny HoroscopeThe Pointy Haired Association Of Madrid, Horoscope Of The Year 2009The Cheese On Toast Lovers…
    - 50 days ago, 31 Mar 12, 11:16am -
  • World Voices: Rick Santorum Says BS. What Did You Expect Him To Say? Have Your Say
    The Washington Post reports that Rick Santorum, when confronting a New York Times reporter, said the following:"Quit destorting my words. If I see it, it's BS." [source]Surely nobody expected him to actually swear? What did you expect him to say?
    - 55 days ago, 26 Mar 12, 3:58pm -
  • World Voices: Borat Comedy Anthem Used In Real Awards Ceremony. Have Your Laugh
    Mariya Dimtriyenko wins a gold medal for target shooting at the 10th Arab Shooting Championship in Kuwait.At the awards ceremony the organisers accidentally played the Borat comedy Kazakhstan national anthem, and it's rude...
    - 58 days ago, 24 Mar 12, 8:32am -
  • World Voices: Have You Ever Been Naked In A Public Place? Have Your Say
    "I wore one of those t-shirts with a bare chest printed on it and a pair of pink colored trousers once. Does that count?"
    - 62 days ago, 19 Mar 12, 4:14pm -

Friday Mash

  • Case No 13 – Sarah Palin
    Polliewatch’s ace team of Bush Blair Howard undertake a daunting mission to quash any chance of Palin becoming Mitt’s running mate.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 2:00pm -
  • (United Kingdom) Rupert Bare
    (United Kingdom) Members of the Pudding Club carry out their own inquiry into Rupert.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 1:55pm -
  • (Australian) On a Strict Budget
    (Australian) In her Job Report Julia claims that the budget is a better idea than apologising for the carbon tax.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 1:48pm -
  • (Australian) Non-Working Families
    (Australian) Guy the Fly hears Julia and Wayne discuss whether business can survive the budget and whether it will convert working families to non-working.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 1:43pm -
  • (United Kingdom) An Absolute Greek Classic
    (United Kingdom) This special Election Sanity report looks at the current political situation in Greece from the perspective of total insanity.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 1:38pm -
  • (Australian) Time for a Good Prune
    (Australian) In this week’s Gardening Blog Christine Mildew explains why this is the right time to prune back business and find an effective slug repellent for Tony Abbott.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 1:31pm -
  • Pop Goes the Presidency
    Bo comes up with a great plan to spice up Big O’s re-election campaign by repackaging him as a pop star.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 1:24pm -
  • (Australian) The political chaos in Greece is far worse than in Australia. At least it gives Julia something to aim for.
    (Australian) The political chaos in Greece is far worse than in Australia. At least it gives Julia something to aim for.
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 12:58pm -
  • Flight of Fancy
    Deep Thrombosis reveals the real story behind Obama’s recent visit to Afghanistan.
    - 10 days ago, 10 May 12, 12:54pm -
  • (United Kingdom) The Life of the Party
    (United Kingdom) Following his success in the London Lord Mayoral election Boris toys with launching his own political party.
    - 10 days ago, 10 May 12, 12:48pm -

CAP News

  • [audio] Bitch It Out
    For extra tough stains, don't settle for just any brand of laundry detergent. Get your clothes clean the way mom used to with an ounce of prevention.
    - 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 11:18am -
  • Study: Axe Spray Makes Teenagers Smell Like Crap
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - A new study out of the Pew Research Center focusing on Axe body sprays found that, of 100 teenagers using the products, 99 of them smelled "like total crap," according to Pew spokesman Dr. Francis Spitznagel."And it turned out th…
    - 2 days ago, 18 May 12, 1:42pm -
  • PBS Cancels "SEX! With Ruff Ruffman"
    BOSTON, Mass. (CAP) - Officials for the Public Broadcasting Service have announced that the remaining episodes of SEX! With Ruff Ruffman will not air on PBS Kids GO! However, the network does plan to make the episodes available for special order on D…
    - 3 days ago, 17 May 12, 6:19pm -
  • Newspaper Closings Rock Papier Mache Community
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - As newspapers around the nation continue to fold, a CAP News investigation shows that the problems facing that industry are also causing plenty of "collateral damage" - and no one knows that better than the embattled papier mache c…
    - 4 days ago, 16 May 12, 1:17pm -
  • Poor Math-a-Thon Showing Destroys Cancer Hopes
    MEMPHIS, Tenn. (CAP) - New figures released by St. Jude Children's Research Hospital detail alarming concerns regarding the pediatric facility's care for and research into various types of cancer among children. According to the fiscal documents, fun…
    - 5 days ago, 15 May 12, 12:59pm -
  • Mitt Romney Nabs Supercuts Endorsement
    MINNEAPOLIS (CAP) - GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney this week secured a coveted endorsement from Supercuts, the hair salon franchise with more than 2,000 locations nationwide."Mitt Romney is someone who understands the importance of a good hai…
    - 6 days ago, 14 May 12, 12:26pm -
  • [audio] The Excuse 2000
    Is it just too nice of a day to go to work? Wish you could extend that weekend just one more day? Stop inventing your own lame reasons and put your excuses to work for you.
    - 8 days ago, 12 May 12, 11:25am -
  • Success Of 'Avengers' Leads To Run On Shields, Mallets
    HOLLYWOOD (CAP) - In the wake of the success of Marvel's The Avengers, which has taken in more than $600 million in worldwide ticket sales, manufacturers say they can't keep up with the demand for Captain America shields, Thor hammers and Iron Man me…
    - 9 days ago, 11 May 12, 12:48pm -
  • Japan Surpasses U.S. In Human Beat-Box Production
    NEW YORK CITY (CAP) - Figures released last week show that in the fourth quarter of last year, Japan surpassed the United States as the world's largest provider of human beat boxes, the often overweight rhythmic yeomen responsible for the backbeat th…
    - 10 days ago, 10 May 12, 12:46pm -
  • Obama Heavily Favored To Win Swimsuit Competition
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - Although Ann Romney insists that her husband "cuts quite the dashing figure in a pair of swim trunks," and is "actually less pasty than you might have been led to believe," polls show Obama with a substantial lead in one of the mos…
    - 11 days ago, 9 May 12, 12:45pm -

The Toque

  • Don Cherry, the Piano Man
    Don Cherry tickles the imaginary ivories on this musical edition of Coaches Corner on Hockey Night In Canada. Whether Don is trying to serenade Ron Maclean or simply prove a very loud point, it’s hard to tell the difference. I always thought if Don…
    - 29 Dec 11, 12:29am -
  • How Court Reporters Have Embraced Technology
    The latest technological advancements in court include digital and remote recordings—and even Twitter! Court reporting has come a long way since the days of lone stenographs in courtrooms. Today, those taking their degrees through online court repo…
    - 1 Dec 11, 1:47am -
  • If You Can’t Say It, Express It Thru A T-shirt
    It’s cute and funny how many people have a lot of opinions about politics, religion, the new iPhone, or Internet culture in general. Yet, despite their ability to communicate a message or an email or a tweet through their laptop, they lack the spir…
    - 20 Nov 11, 3:25am -
  • Top 21 Things to Do in New York When You’re 21
    Top 21 Things to Do in New York When You’re 21 While New York City is chalk full of historic monuments, site seeing and activities for the whole family, it’s also The City that Never Sleeps – known for its electric nightlife for the 21+ crowd.…
    - 4 Nov 11, 11:00pm -
  • Plastic Poppable Solar Pool Covers
    My Solar Pool Cover Still Has Some Pop My backyard– Summer is almost over, and it will be time again to throw on the winter pool cover from the semi-above ground pool I dug with my own hands when I was a mere boy of eight. This aquatic ritual must…
    - 15 Sep 11, 5:38am -
  • I Think We Love Bacon More Than We Should
    The world is in love with bacon, but not just for eating anymore. Let me just make a qualifying, food-promoting statement: I love bacon. I love it with my pancakes; I love it in toasted sandwiches, and I love it on cheeseburgers. Hell, if you wrap it…
    - 1 Sep 11, 2:42am -
  • Life Insurance Is Not For The Living
    Life Insurance Never Benefits The One Who’s Paying For It When I started my career with my more-stable-than-my-last-job, the compensation and benefits person advised me that I was eligible for death benefits. I said: “Great! I’m insured against…
    - 24 Aug 11, 8:38pm -
  • A Reverse Mortgage Is Not As Complicated As Time Travel
    Get Your Finances In Gear With A Reverse Mortgage Calculator I haven’t spent enough time mingling with financial advisor types to know all of the lingo they use when conveying money concepts and investment ideas like “reverse mortgages” and “…
    - 11 Aug 11, 2:00am -
  • Vancouver Riot Kissing Couple Video
    It seems that there is a bit more to the story about the kissing couple during the Stanley Cup riot in Vancouver. Instead of spontaneous make-out session, it seems there’s a bit of backstory, and it’s more innocent than lustful. Tweet
    - 25 Jun 11, 5:36pm -
  • Arrested By Love
    Luc Beauthoaise, The Hopeless Romantic I fear that my heart has been arrested by a woman in uniform. Oh officer #2541, your beauty has handcuffed me. It must have been fate’s intervention that brought us together earlier today, on the sidewalk in f…
    - 25 Jun 11, 1:51am -

Satire about Democrats

EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE TWO IS A LIE................EVERYTHINGnewEVERYTHING ABOUT THESE TWO IS A LIE................EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE TWO IS A LIE................EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE TWO IS A LIE................EVERYTHING
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Mittens the barbernewMittens the barber
Mittens the barber
Mittens the barber
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Dodging Military Service for DummiesnewDodging Military Service for Dummies
Dodging Military Service for Dummies
Dodging Military Service for Dummies
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rich steals from the working classnewrich steals from the working class
rich steals from the working class
rich steals from the working class
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99 TO 0........THE SMALLEST PRESIDENT LAYS LARGEST GOOSE EGG99 TO 0........THE SMALLEST PRESIDENT LAYS LARGEST GOOSE EGG
99 TO 0........THE SMALLEST PRESIDENT LAYS LARGEST GOOSE EGG
99 TO 0........THE SMALLEST PRESIDENT LAYS LARGEST GOOSE EGG
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OBAMA AND HIS NEW "ISLAMIC RAINBOW CZAR" LEAVING THE STAGEOBAMA AND HIS NEW "ISLAMIC RAINBOW CZAR" LEAVING THE STAGE
OBAMA AND HIS NEW "ISLAMIC RAINBOW CZAR" LEAVING THE STAGE
OBAMA AND HIS NEW "ISLAMIC RAINBOW CZAR" LEAVING THE STAGE
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Indecision Forever

  • Arizona Sec. of State Might Drop Obama From the Ballot
    Arizona's Secretary of State is claiming that he might just decide to exclude President Obama's name from the election ballot in Arizona this fall, on account of how he might have been born in a foreign country. So, you know, typical normal regular…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • From the Pork Barrel: The League of Extraordinary Losers
    * Walter Shapiro highlights the grim future that lies ahead for Joe Biden should he and Obama fall short in November. * New Bridge to Nowhere discovered in New Hampshire. * Rush Limbaugh has not shown his face in Chicago since Occupy Wall Streeters s…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: Barack Obama and Joe Biden
    Photo by Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images News/Getty Images
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • Tweet Untweet: Rickett Drops the Ball in Wright Field
    Tom Ricketts is taking his dad to see "What To Expect When You're Redacting". — Tom Compton (@drivewaydranker) May 18, 2012
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • Quote Unquote: Blame
    Joe Biden on the 40 percent of West Virginia Democrats who voted for an incarcerated felon over President Obama… . "I don't blame people, they're frustrated, they're angry." . This is actually a minor gaffe by Biden standards. On a normal day, he…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • Our Endorsements: Mark Zuckerberg Gets a Musical
    * ZUCKERBERG: The Musical! * Dear America: You're not all that. * More IPO mocking around the internet. * A good and long read about Christwire. * From Funny or Die, The Avengers vs. The Economy. * The U.S. military should go back to the future with…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • Tweet Untweet: Nerd City, Population Romney
    Romney just announced his agenda for his first day in office. So cool that he writes fan fiction! — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 18, 2012
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • Liberal Hashtags Games Are Also Ruining Twitter
    Yesterday I wrote a blog post called Conservative Hashtags are Ruining Twitter. It went viral and the hashtags #GonzaloCordovaJokes and #FunnierThanCordova blew up. The best part about hordes of people you'll never meet hating you is knowing what be…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • 10 Examples of Legislative Titles Getting Creepier
    After today's IPO, Facebook is at least as public as the pictures of that time your friends drew a gigantic penis on your passed out face, which means attention has naturally focused on the insiders whose shares will soon be worth billions. Included…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -
  • Ron Paul and House Democrats Lose Vote on Indefinite Detention
    Among the disadvantages of spending all one's time on the campaign trail while remaining a member of Congress is that the invisible hand does a poor job of casting votes in the House of Representatives. You really have to be physically present to mak…
    - 3 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00am -

Cracked

  • newThe 5 Worst Marketing Failures in the History of Video Games
    By Seanbaby Published: May 20th, 2012 Earlier this week, after more than a decade of waiting, gamers around the world sat down to enjoy Diablo III. Most of them had already downloaded it the week before, but they weren't allowed to actua…
    - 11 hours ago, 20 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • newThe Worst Possible Gifts for 21 Famous Figures
    By CRACKED Readers Published: May 20th, 2012 We've all given and received gifts that left us disappointed, but it takes a special combination of bad luck and shortsightedness to give a memorably bad gift. We asked you to show us the gift…
    - 11 hours ago, 20 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • new5 Nazi Plans That Prove They Were Dumber Than You Think
    By Jacopo della Quercia Published: May 20th, 2012 Other websites like to tiptoe around the issue, but we've never hesitated to come out and just say it: The Nazis were bad. And the thing is, the Nazis weren't strictly about tearing Europ…
    - 11 hours ago, 20 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • newThe Secret Process Behind Obama's Gay Marriage Decision
    By Sethward Allison Published: May 20th, 2012 
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  • 6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead
    By K. Montagne,Dagmar Baer Published: May 19th, 2012 You may have noticed that, excepting the occasional zombie apocalypse, we humans tend to function best with our nervous systems intact and our brains, limbs and major organs all connec…
    - 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • The 6 Most Effective Ways to Lie on Your Resume
    By Chris Bucholz Published: May 19th, 2012 So last week, the CEO of Yahoo! was forced to resign after it was discovered that his resume was not composed of traditional resume things like accomplishments and proper names, and was instead…
    - 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • 6 Japanese Video Games That Will Make Your Head Explode
    By Miles Bacchus Published: May 19th, 2012 Most of us have become completely numb to the weirdness of video games. From the 1970s on, it's been like "So he's a yellow circle being chased by ghosts while he eats? Seems pretty straightforw…
    - 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • How 5 Popular Shows Would End (If They Had Balls)
    By James Renner Published: May 19th, 2012 Every once in a while, we ask a writer we enjoy to fill in for us. This week, we've asked James Renner, author of The Man from Primrose Lane, to speculate on how writers with balls would end some…
    - 1 day ago, 19 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • Johnny Depp Stars in Tim Burton's 'Tim Burton'
    By Cody Johnston Published: May 18th, 2012 
    - 2 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00pm -
  • 7 People Who Risked It All to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals
    By Simon Bower,Eddie Rodriguez Published: May 18th, 2012 Look, we all have screwed-up priorities sometimes -- tell us you haven't at least once skipped class or work so you could, say, watch an all-day Frasier marathon. But as we like to…
    - 2 days ago, 18 May 12, 12:00pm -

Tina Dupuy

  • Column: Gay Marriage: The Republican Love Affair With the Past
    The future is always a dystopia and the past is always better than this mess we live in right now. That’s if literature has any ability to tell us about ourselves. Stories about the future: Forewarning. Stories about the good ol’ days: Heartening…
    - 5 days ago, 15 May 12, 2:20pm -
  • Column: The Paradox of Mobility in America
    We’re a species that has gotten around; we’ve wandered, pioneered and migrated to every corner of the world. The spear tip of technology is how we can get somewhere else: the wheel, the sailboat, the rocket. In short: we’re movers.We are now a…
    - 33 days ago, 17 Apr 12, 4:47pm -
  • Column: Why Republicans Need a War on Religion
    Republicans didn’t set out to have a war on women; they wanted a war on religion. Their intention was to march two Republican-created boogiemen into a battle that would make the War on Christmas cringe: ObamaCare and ObamaIsAMuslim. The Affordable…
    - 40 days ago, 10 Apr 12, 5:04pm -
  • Column: Socialism: A GOP Plan Signed by Obama
    Calling ObamaCare “socialized medicine” truly lowers the standards on what could be considered socialized medicine. It’s like calling paved roads “government overreach”; a stop light a “government takeover of your commute”; or a neighbo…
    - 47 days ago, 3 Apr 12, 4:24pm -
  • Column: Let Political Ads Go The Way of Cigarette Commercials
    When asked to report on the onslaught of political ads on television words like “flood,” “deluge,” and “torrent,” will suddenly pepper copy. A report from the Borrell Associates estimates $9.8 billion will be spent on political advertisin…
    - 54 days ago, 27 Mar 12, 4:17pm -
  • Column: Purpose Driven Lies and Gender Equality
    What does a government bureaucrat being between you and your doctor look like? That was the go-to canard to scare Americans away from the health care reform bill (or single payer for that matter). So, imagine your doctor decides he or she doesn’t w…
    - 61 days ago, 20 Mar 12, 7:08pm -
  • Column: How The South Can Rise Again: Immigrants
    In the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Katrina members of the media noticed there was widespread devastation in the South. Watching it on television, as a person of Southern heritage, to me it was clear: “Some of that was like that before the stor…
    - 68 days ago, 13 Mar 12, 7:15pm -
  • Column: In Health Care – Affordability is Accessibility
    Conservatives really wanted a fight about religious freedom. It appeared to be an easy win: Make an ObamaCare mandate that insurers cover birth control into a war on religion. The GOP, void of any ideas Obama hasn’t contaminated by agreeing with, f…
    - 75 days ago, 6 Mar 12, 5:45pm -
  • Column: GOP 2012: The Pro-Fiction Campaign
    This campaign season can be summed up by one interview on conservative talk radio last August. It was with Iowa Straw Poll-sweeper Congresswoman, Michele Bachmann, in which she proclaimed: “What people recognize is that there’s a fear that the Un…
    - 82 days ago, 28 Feb 12, 7:06pm -
  • Video: The Point: Censorship, Oscars and Violent Video Games

    - 83 days ago, 28 Feb 12, 12:21am -

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